So, as usual last weekend I was out and about lookin to score goals (I score them, cause I'm Canadian and we play hockey not footy)

Anyway I had a hat trick I'd like to share with you guys last weekend.

I was sorta 'dating' this girl at the time, and we decide to have a quiet friday night of fuckin' and something she called 'watching a movie', so anyway, bangin' you girlfriend is nothing out of the ordinary but its what happened next that makes this story get interesting -

Saturday night, we head over to her brothers going away party, he's headed off to Basic training for the army in Quebec later in the week, so we threw a rager in his honor.  Anyway, all night theres a smokin' hot little blonde eyefuckin' me and hanging all over me whenever the girlfriend isnt in sight.

By the end of the night when we're all piling out of the bar to go back to the girlfriends house for an afterparty, the hot little blonde girl pulls me out a side door and I shit you not, not 10 feet from the door has my wang out stone cold blowing me in the parking lot. We roll back to her place and do the damn thing, and I decided I'd try for the double play and head back to my 'girlfriends' house to the afterparty.

By this time, my 'girlfriend', being no fool knew exactly what I'd been up to and totally kicked me out hahaha, so I went home and slept the night off with a smile on my face about it.

The next day, my ex girlfriend (the ex before the one who caught me messin' around the night before) calls me up to say hi or whatever.  I was like:

me: 'oh I'm alright, I left Mandy last nite, just so you know'
her: 'oh yea? Are you alright?'
me: 'Yea, I'm sorta upset about it but eh what can you do'
her: 'Well that sucks...'
me: 'Yea I guess... You wana hang out and watch a movie or something?'
her: 'Sure, I'll be over in a bit'
*hangup*

2 hours later: HE SHOOTS.... HE SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSS
hahaha, HAT TRICK!

Dude, am I a slut?